""If you don't want to get old, kill yourself while you're young."..."
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"A legume in my own time"
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"Actions speak more loudly than good grammar..."
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"Any woman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is..."
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"Farting DOES NOT constitute "aroma therapy""
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"Girls just want to have funds"
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"Grandma always admonished me to be a "good girl." "Why..."
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"I don't want to work but I have to work to make enough money so I don't..."
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"I'd be normal, but I had a family"
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"If the shoe fits, it's too expensive."
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"If you live your life with your head up your a**, you'll always experience..."
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"If you're swimming and get tangled in seaweed, sea kelp..."
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"Just when you realize life's a bitch, it has puppies...."
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"Living in a vacuum sucks."
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"Opportunity knocked, but my TV was too loud and I didn't hear it...."
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"Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out."
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"Shopping is better than sex. At least after shopping, if you're not..."
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"So many men, so few bullets"
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"The world is round; it has no point"
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"The worst part about getting bags under your eyes is finding the shoes to..."
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"Things can always be worse; for instance, you could be ugly and work in the..."
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"Virtue is its own reward; sin pays better"
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"When he discovered he could turn farts into precious metals, he found..."
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"With all the crap I have to put up with, I've stockpiled enough Karma to be..."
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