"Draw your salary before spending it...."
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"He is dreadfully married. He's the most married man I ever saw in my life..."
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"I am happiest when I am idle. I could live for months without performing..."
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"I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice..."
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"I prefer temperance hotels - although they sell worse kinds of liquor than..."
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"I'm not a politician and my other habits are good...."
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"It ain't so much what people don't know that hurts as what they know that..."
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"Let us all be happy, and live within our means, even if we have to borrow..."
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"My pollertics, like my religion, being of an exceedin' accomodatin'..."
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"That that is is. Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness?..."
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"When a fellow says it ain't the money but the principle of the thing, it's..."
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"Why care for grammar as long as we are good?..."
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"You have Van Gogh's ear for music..."
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