"Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants,..."
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"American business long ago gave up on demanding that prospective employees..."
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"Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but..."
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"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in..."
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"Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called..."
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"I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this,..."
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"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant?s..."
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"I've noticed that one thing about parents is that no matter what stage your..."
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"The most powerful force in the universe is gossip."
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"The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has..."
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"Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you..."
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"To you taxpayers out there, let me say this: Make sure you file your tax..."
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"What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth? Judging from realistic..."
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"You can only be young once. But you can always be immature...."
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"You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look..."
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