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Mark Twain Quotes


"A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother."

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"A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and..."

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"A classic - something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to..."

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"A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on..."

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"A little pride always goes along with a teaspoonful of brains"

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"A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom that he can no longer be..."

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"A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must..."

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"Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand...."

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"All say, How hard it is that we have to die -- a strange complaint to come..."

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"All you need in life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure...."

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"Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their..."

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"Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest...."

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"Any emotion, if it is sincere, is involuntary...."

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"Broad, wholesome, charitable views ... can not be acquired by vegetating in..."

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"Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessaries...."

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"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society...."

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"Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear -- not absence of fear...."

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"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living; the world owes you..."

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"Everybody always talks about the weather, but no one ever does anything..."

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"Heaven goes by favor; if it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog..."

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"Honesty is the best policy -- when there is money in it...."

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"Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it..."

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"I find that principles have no real force except when one is well fed...."

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"I have not a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming vices...."

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"I never could tell a lie that anybody would doubt, nor a truth that anybody..."

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"If man had created man, he would be ashamed of his performance...."

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"If you have nothing to say, say nothing."

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"Man is the only creature who has a nasty mind."

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"Man will do many things to get himself loved; he will do all things to get..."

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"Methuselah lived to be 969 years old. You boys and girls will see more in..."

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"Never let formal education get in the way of your learning...."

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"Often the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth...."

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"The holy passion of friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and..."

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"The man with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds...."

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"The public is the only critic whose opinion is worth anything at all...."

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"The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a..."

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"The trouble with the world is not that people know too little, but that..."

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"There's always something about your success that displeases even your best..."

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"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to..."

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"We do not deal in facts when we are contemplating ourselves...."

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"When angry, count four; when very angry, swear...."

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"When you ascend the hill of prosperity, may you not meet a friend...."

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"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been...."

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