"A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest..."
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"Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of..."
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"America wasn't founded so that we could all be better. America was founded..."
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"Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society...."
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"Earnestness is just stupidity sent to college."
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"Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are..."
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"Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern,..."
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"Giving money and power to the government is like giving whiskey and car..."
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"Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the..."
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"One of the annoying things about believing in free will and individual..."
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"Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes..."
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"The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter,..."
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"The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders...."
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"The purpose of a funeral service is to comfort the living. It is important..."
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"The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It..."
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"This is a moment of hope in history. Why doesn't anybody say so..."
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"Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by..."
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"When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to..."
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"With Epcot Center the Disney corporation has accomplished something I..."
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