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Alfred E Newman Quotes


"America; first we fight for our freedom, then we make laws to take it away...."

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"Blood is thicker than water... but it makes lousy lemonade!..."

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"Crime does not pay... as well as politics...."

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"How come we choose from just 2 people for president and 50 for Miss..."

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"If opera is entertainment, then falling off a roof is transportation!..."

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"Most people don't act stupid: it's the real thing!..."

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"The reason many people are lost in thought is because its unfamiliar..."

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"We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial..."

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"What, Me worry?"

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"When you're in deep water it's a good idea to keep your mouth shut!..."

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"Who says nothing is impossible? Some people do it every day!..."

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