"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't..."
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"Bigamy: Only crime where two rites make a wrong...."
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"I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a..."
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"I don't generally feel anything until noon, then it's time for my nap...."
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"I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the..."
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"I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears..."
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"If they liked you, they didn't applaud -- they let you live...."
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"If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of..."
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"If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work..."
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"It is difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is..."
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"Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning...."
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"People who throw kisses are mighty hopelessly lazy...."
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"The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup."
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"Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as..."
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"When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things --..."
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"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake...."
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