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'Brad Pitt' Quote

"In our family, the rule was, never keep
a soda can between your legs when
you're in the car. My father told us
this wicked story about a man who was
driving with a can between his legs and
got into a bad car wreck. And pfffttt!
He lost his Johnson. To this day, I cannot
drive with a can between my legs.
And I warn all my friends, too. I say, 'Don't
do that man.' And they say, 'Why?'
And I say: 'Because you could lose your
uh-uh that way. I mean, seriously, man."

Source: Brad Pitt

Brad Pitt Quotes