"Comedy is a socially acceptable form of hostility and aggression. That is..."
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"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the..."
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"I don't have any beliefs or allegiances. I don't believe in this country, I..."
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"I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend -- I didn't bother with..."
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"I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed..."
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"If churches want to play the game of politics, let them pay admission like..."
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"If you can't beat them, join them. If you can't beat them, arrange to have..."
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"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is..."
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"Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain...."
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"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house...."
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"Some people think of the glass as half full. Some people think of the glass..."
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"The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life...."
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"There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past...."
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"Weather forecast for tonight: dark."
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"Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do..."
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