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'Groucho Marx' Quote

"Groucho: So, Mrs Smith, do you have any children?
Mrs. Smith: Yes, thirteen.
Groucho: Thirteen! Good lord, isn't that a burden?
Mrs. Smith: Well, I love my husband.
Groucho: Lady, I love my cigar, but I
take it out of my mouth once in a while."


Source: Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx Quotes