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Judge Judy Quotes


"Defendent: But I have no money! Judge Judy: Then you go out and collect..."

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"Defendent: If you let me explain... Judge Judy: No! I don't want you to..."

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"Do you see stupid written on my forehead?..."

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"Don't ask me questions, I ask questions!"

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"Don't look up at God, look at me!"

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"In our country, indigent people are given free legal counsel. That is fine..."

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"It just lacks common sense that you would work for 6 months for no money!..."

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"Judge Judy: Honey, listen closely... beauty fades, BUT DUMB IS FOREVER!..."

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"Judge Judy: Your son went into your kitchen and took a kitchen knife...."

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"Lawyers are always asking me if I will cut some slack for their clients. My..."

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"Ma'am, you don't get reimbursed for stupidity! Your case is dismissed,..."

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"My opinion is the only one that counts sir!"

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"My personal belief is that we have to get kids' attention, and fast ......"

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"Prisoners shall pay for their own lawyer? I should move to Michigan! Wake..."

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"Since I'm the judge, it's a very stupid thing to irritate me!..."

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"Sir, don't you see my mouth still moving?"

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"Sir, Has Anyone Told You The Story About Pinnochio?..."

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"Sir, On My Best Day, You Are Not As Smart As I Am On My Worst Day!..."

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"Sir, you need to go to night school and learn how to express yourself..."

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"Sir... You Lied Through Your Teeth! Case Is Dismissed!..."

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"Tell me the truth, ma'am, not what you think I want to hear!..."

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"The only reason why you're here sir is because YOU ARE A LOSER!..."

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"This is not the "Scopes Trial," this is a very easy case!..."

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"When something doesn't make sense, it's usually because it's not true, you..."

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"Why do I have to torture you, to get it out of you?..."

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"You got more excuses than a cat has lives!"

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"You Made A Receipt Out To Yourself???"

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"You're a liar and I'm going to tell you why you are a liar!..."

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