"Dr. Ruth came up to me and said, "Judy, I'm a sex therapist."..."
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"Friends are just enemies who don't have enough guts to kill you...."
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"Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide...."
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"I got an "A" in philosophy because I proved that my professor..."
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"I'm half-Italian and half-Polish. So I'm always putting a hit out on..."
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"My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I..."
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"This guy says, "I'm perfect for you, 'cause I'm a cross between a..."
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"What ever happened to the kind of love leech that lived in his car and..."
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