"Dogs are forever in the push up postion."
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"I type a 101 words a minute. But it's in my own language."
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"If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up."
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"If I was a locksmith, I'd be pimping that out man. I'll trade you a free..."
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"My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation..."
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"My lucky number is 4 billion, that doesn't come in real handy when your..."
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"People teach their dogs to sit, it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole..."
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