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Monty Python Quotes


"I don't think there's a punch- line scheduled, is there?..."

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"Oh I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?..."

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"Oh Lord, bless this thy hand-grenade but with it thou might blow thy..."

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"Oh, Lord. You're so BIG. So awfully huge. We're all really impressed down..."

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"Shut up, you American! You Americans, all you do is talk, and talk, and say..."

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"The clarity is devastating. But where is the ambiguity? Over there in a..."

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"This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue about..."

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"Welcome, gentle Sir Knight, to the Castle Anthrax!..."

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