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Richard Lewis Quotes


"A woman can have sex with whoever she wants, a man only with whoever allows..."

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"I tried phone sex - it gave me an ear infection...."

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"I've always been a hypochondriac. As a little boy, I'd eat my M & M's..."

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"Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call...."

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"My mother calls at five-thirty in the morning. I'm not a dairy farm. I..."

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"When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your..."

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"You can catch more flies with honey than you can with vinegar, but either..."

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