"Before I met my husband I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it..."
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"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you..."
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"I never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him a hundred..."
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"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage...."
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"If you never want to see a man again, say, ''I love you, I want to marry..."
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"Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day..."
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"My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him..."
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"My mother buried three husbands ... and two of them were only napping..."
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"My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of..."
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"Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect..."
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"To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'..."
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"Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend..."
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