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'Sam Kinison' Quote

"About breaking up: "She says, 'Can't we
be still like see each other once in a while
and have lunch or see a movie? Just to be friends?'
I said 'Yeah, friends, I think I know what you mean.
I've become some kind of emotional tampon
that you need four or five days a month
when no one else will take your ------- bullshit.
But we don't ----, right?
Isn't that what friends is, we don't ----, right?'""

Source: Sam Kinison

Sam Kinison Quotes