"A date is a job interview that lasts all night. The only difference between..."
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"Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my..."
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"I went to a wedding ... I couldn't believe the groom was married in rented..."
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"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day..."
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"Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV...."
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"My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty, and..."
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"Sometimes the road less travelled is less travelled for a reason...."
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"The IRS! They're like the Mafia? they can take anything they want!..."
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"The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get to..."
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"To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep..."
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"Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not the color, but to..."
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