"A joke that works is complete knowledge in a nanosecond...."
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"Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order..."
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"Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty...."
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"I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if..."
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"I gave my cat a bath the other day... He sat there, he enjoyed it, it was..."
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"I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a..."
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"In french, oeuf means egg, cheese is fromage... it's like those French have..."
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"Sex is one of the most beautiful and natural things that money can buy...."
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"You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies -..."
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