"A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money...."
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"A woman is like an elephant - I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to..."
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"Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad...."
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"Happiness means quiet nerves."
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"Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people...."
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"I am free of all prejudice."
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"I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes...."
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"I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming...."
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"I never vote for anyone. I always vote against...."
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"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a..."
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"Never give a sucker an even break."
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"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with...."
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"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get..."
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