"A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries...."
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"After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started..."
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"Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing - and that was..."
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"Always drink upstream from the herd."
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"An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented..."
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"Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an..."
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"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock...."
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"Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit..."
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"Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad..."
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"I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat...."
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"If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging...."
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"If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering..."
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"If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year..."
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"If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to..."
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"Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf...."
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"It doesn't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep...."
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"I've always believed all those people who moved from Oklahoma to California..."
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"Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in...."
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"Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches...."
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"Never kick a cow chip on a hot day."
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"Never miss a good chance to shut up."
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"Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco."
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"The man with the best job in the country is the Vice- President. All he has..."
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"When you're throwing' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around..."
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