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Momisms Quotes


"A little "birdy" told me!"

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"A little soap and water never killed anybody."

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"All I do is follow you around, picking up after you like some maid."

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"Are you going out dressed like that?"

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"Are your hands broken? Pick it up yourself! I'm not your maid!"

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"As long as you live under my roof, you'll do as I say."

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"Call me when you get there, just so I know you're okay."

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"Cupcakes are NOT a breakfast food!"

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"Do you think I'm made of money?"

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"Don't EVER let me catch you doing that again!"

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"Don't go out with a wet head, you'll catch cold."

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"Don't make me come in there!"

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"Don't make me get up!"

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"Don't put that in your mouth, you don't know where it's been."

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"Don't sit too close to the television, it'll ruin your eyes."

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"Don't take that tone of voice with me, young lady"

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"Don't use that tone with me!"

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"Don't walk away when I'm talking to you!"

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"GO outside and dont come in till your mittens freeze..."

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"Go play outside! It's a beautiful day!"

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"God will get you for this!"

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"He's not my child, he's yours"

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"How do you know you don't like it if you haven't tasted it?"

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"I brought ya into this world...I can take you out."

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"I can always tell when you're lying."

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"I can't believe you can sleep in this filth!"

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"I didn't ask who put it there, I said "Pick it up!""

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"I don't care if it hair-lips every cow in Texas..... You can't blah blah..."

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"I don't care who started it, I said stop!"

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"I don't care who started it, YOU stop it!"

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"I don't know is NOT an answer."

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"I hope someday you have children just like you."

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"I would have never talked to MY mother like that!"

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"If I have to TELL you kids ONE MORE TIME......"

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"IF so and so jumped off a bridge....would you???..."

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"If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all."

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"If you could stay out last night, you can get up this morning."

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"If you're too full to finish your dinner, you're too full for dessert."

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"If you're too sick to go to school, you're too sick to play outside."

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"I'm going to give you until the count of three..."

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"It's not that I don't trust you, it's that I don't trust everyone else."

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"Life isn't fair."

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"Look at me when I'm talking to you."

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"Money does NOT grow on trees."

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"Never try on anyone else's glasses or you'll go blind."

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"Now, say you're sorry...and MEAN it!"

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"Over my dead body!"

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"Pick that up before somebody trips on it and breaks their neck!"

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"Put that down! You don't know where it's been!"

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"Running away? I'll help you pack."

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"Running away? Is that a threat or a promise?"

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"Shut the door! I'm not heating (air conditioning) the entire neighborhood!"

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"So it's raining? You're not sugar -- you won't melt."

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"Someday your face will freeze like that"

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"Someone is going to end up crying."

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"Stick that lip back in before it hits the floor"

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"Turn off that light. Do you think we own the electric company?"

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"Wait till YOUR father gets home"

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"Well, that is neither here nor there..."

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"Were you born in a barn? Close the door -- and DON'T slam it!"

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"What did I say the FIRST time?"

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"When I was a little girl..."

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"When you have your own house then you can make the rules!"

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"Who said life was going to be easy?"

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"You are grounded forever!!!!!"

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"You AREN'T sick, you ARE going to school, get UP..."

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"You can't find it? Well, if you'd put things where they belonged, you..."

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"You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear."

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"You can't start the day on an empty stomach."

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"You could have called."

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"You had better wipe that smile off your face before I do it for you."

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"You have an answer for everything, don't you?"

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"You just ate an hour ago!"

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"You should have that phone surgically implanted in your ear."

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"You will ALWAYS be my baby."

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"You WILL eat it, and you WILL like it!"

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"You won't be happy until you break that, will you?"

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"You're going to put your eye out with that thing!"

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"You're the oldest. You should know better."

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